You Just Said the S-Word!!
BUT to get back on track here, we came across, that’s right, crotch-less body suits. The obvious comment about strippers was made. And then, louder then appropriate, I stated: “Or it could be used for when you want to have sex in a park with no one knowing”. I laughed so hard. I thought I was being clever. Cause, it sounded pretty damn clever. But they all just looked at me and covered their eyes and freaked out. “SEX IS OFFENSIVE!!!” they tell me.
Now, I find that statement to be just outrageous. How can sex be offensive? I mean, everyone is having sex, unless you’re like 2 or a prude. We can talk about religions really loudly and get into intense battles about politics. But oh god, don’t ever say “sex” out loud cause if you do you are just being an offensive cow. That’s right. I just said cow. Now I am anti-enviromentals and vegans. I am just a horrible person all the time.
We could substitute other words and phrases for sex in every day life. My favorite coming from a history teacher in high school: “Talking politics”. Try it sometime. When you get a text from that person you see and someone is all like “hey why are you all smiles?” Look them square in the eyes and say “I’m about to go talk politics with my boyfriend.” (or girlfriend. or horse if you’re into that sort of thing….) They will look at you in awwe.
There’s also a good one entitled “Procreation”. I think it is said in the bible, so it’s okay to be used in public. “Making whoopy” is funny. “Going for a ride” with a sultry smile could possibly do the trick.
Now, go out and try finding other good things to say instead of sex and use it all the time. Even if you’re not actually talking about sex. It’s funny and people will wonder what exactly is going on in your head. I know.. I do it all the time. Making up words I mean, not sex.
